Watery Words

theamericankid: According to Astronomy…

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 00:33:30 -0400

theamericankid:

According to Astronomy…

The best way to get out of doing anything is to feign incompetence.

Wed, 06 Jun 2012 23:40:50 -0400

I totally misread this as “feign incontinence.” I think my version is more effective.

If Batman and Ironman ever had a duel. Whose arm gets tired...

Tue, 05 Jun 2012 23:18:40 -0400

If Batman and Ironman ever had a duel.

Whose arm gets tired first or whoever runs out of money loses.

Why am I giggling so much?!

Oh, it must be because Bruce and Tony are in the same frame #fangirling!

While staring blankly at my one of my papers, I realized that I would be able to die happily if...

Sat, 05 May 2012 17:20:51 -0400

While staring blankly at my one of my papers, I realized that I would be able to die happily if there was a DC vs. Marvel football game with the Beatles playing the Halftime Show. In the VIP lounge, I would watch the game with Don Draper, Jon Snow, Littlefinger, and Tyrion Lannister, the entire cast of Big Bang Theory, the entire cast of Community, Dexter, Neil Caffrey, Harvey Specter and Mike Ross, Jack Tripper, and the entire Patriots team. The Format and Nitin Sawhney would have to play at the After Party, and there would be endless whiskey and a bottom-less bowl of chocolate. And this would all be in outer space in my super expensive, highly sophisticated space mansion. Because on earth, there’s a zombie apocalypse taking place.

True story.

Tue, 01 May 2012 18:47:26 -0400

True story.

Expect this to be said repeatedly during finals.

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 03:26:02 -0400

Expect this to be said repeatedly during finals.

afternoonsnoozebutton: Game of Thrones/US politics...

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 05:42:07 -0400

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Game of Thrones/US politics crossover?

Holy Valyrian Steel!

captainyesterday: Stannis Baratheon, King of Grammar.

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 20:09:38 -0400

captainyesterday:

Stannis Baratheon, King of Grammar.

There is such thing as a stupid question.

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 19:46:52 -0400

There is such thing as a stupid question.

digatisdi: darkblossom: consultinglesbianfriend: finnishwife: ...

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 03:03:31 -0400

digatisdi:

darkblossom:

consultinglesbianfriend:

finnishwife:

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

ashborne:

icantbelieveitsnotsanity:

dancingpurge:

thefuchsiaruler:

felopez:

ladydeadpool:

flibbertigibbe:

gloomyteens:

do you see this image? this is the computer generated image of what the world is going to look like in december of 2012. it’s a horribel sight isn’t it? stop this madness, lets prevent the ending of the world. stop kony 2012

stop kony from smashing some planets together he has the power

Actually it’s a replicated image of when Thea crashed into Earth to form the moon, but okay.

No, this is an MRI of someone dying. The brain releases a endorphins at the moment of death, making them feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken.

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

No you guys this is what an abortion looks like at nine months. Reblog if you’re against the baby-killing liberal media.

Oh my god you’re all stupid. This is Marilyn Monroe. Does she look stick skinny to you? No she had curves. Like every woman should. This is true beauty.

this post is a god damn train wreck

True 90’s kids will get this. Reblog if you’re a 90’s kid. The last generation with common sense.

I’m pretty sure this is Taylor Swift

New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.

This a Moonmelon , scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan , and it’s known for it’s weird blue color. what you probably don’t know about this fruit , is that it can switch flavors. after you eat it , everything sour will taste sweet , and everything salty will taste bitter , and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. this fruit is Very expensive , and it coasts about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars)

Oh my goodness, these captions!

Seriously.

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 15:26:43 -0400

Seriously.

Photo

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 06:02:01 -0400

Dear Kit Harrington,Why must you be so...

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 00:49:39 -0400

Dear Kit Harrington,

Why must you be so attractive?

Love,
Obsessed.

PS, you’re more of a blue ranger, I think.

There’s nothing wrong with wine with dinner…if that...

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 03:42:10 -0400

There’s nothing wrong with wine with dinner…if that dinner is Mad Men. (Taken with instagram)

pleatedjeans: via

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 05:23:28 -0400

pleatedjeans:

via

Cooking Level: Lazy

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 18:32:13 -0400

Cooking Level: Lazy

Or watch all the films I want to watch. Visit all the places I...

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 23:55:35 -0400

Or watch all the films I want to watch. Visit all the places I want to visit.

Hahaha!! What. Is. Air?!

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 01:46:28 -0400

Hahaha!! What. Is. Air?!

Actually…I have no idea what F6 does! Sorry little guy!

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 21:49:28 -0400

Actually…I have no idea what F6 does! Sorry little guy!

Pardon me? What in the good name of Oscar Wilde?!

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 11:35:39 -0400

Pardon me? What in the good name of Oscar Wilde?!